No scrivener, amanuensis, practitioner of elocution, or any other purveyor of specific principles, subjective homilies, or miscellaneous and sundry expostulations, whether by the mechanism of graphic impression or vocal emanation, should endeavor or assay to utilize any polysyllabic combination in lieu of a relevant, logical, and appropriate monosyllabic alternative, or indeed of any other more diminutive definitional counterpart.

(Translation: Never use a big word when a small word will do.)